I met this Cuban short and fat with a big barrel belly he had a voice I might poetically describe as baritone but really was fucking annoying he told me a story he used to live near the swamps with his wife who was frightened of the frogs that came in the house he would squash them with a spade as if he was crushing an egg he said sometimes toads would come too big fat ugly fuckers as large as cauliflowers too big to squash he had to shoo them away with a brush I wish I could do the same to him.
A great little gem of a story .Yes ...I hate him too .
thankyou. He was a dick
Fat barrel belly frogs!! I love this
thanks mate
There are a lot of them .